What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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