Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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