- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

my gave me a game i said thank you

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Women drivers...

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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