shut up kobe!

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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