- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I bet you read this. Told ya.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Get on the boat.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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