Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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