Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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