- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

I have suicidal thoughts

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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