- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A blonde walked into a bar.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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