Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Penis.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Not a joke.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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