If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Where's my tractor?

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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