Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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eden stop

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Anti Joke

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