- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Anthony sucks

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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