- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

cats are pussies

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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