Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Nickelback

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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