- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

YOU

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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