What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Well, there's one way...

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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