- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

i'm hard

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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