What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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