- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I'm hungry.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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