In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Corn Muffins

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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This is a joke.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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