Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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