- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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