What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

7+5=12

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