- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Rush Limbaugh

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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