- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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