What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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knock knock There's no door

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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david poredos

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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The WNBA

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I grunt when I poop.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Lil Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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