- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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