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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

My name is Harry.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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