roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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