why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Wanker

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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