- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Penis.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

2 Penises

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

im not food

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

what is the color of a burp burple

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