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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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