- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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