- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

a irish man walks past a bar

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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