- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How high is a Chinaman

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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