- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

watch me nae nae

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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