One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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sadf

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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