- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did the man die? He was old.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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