Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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adam hodgson !

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Testicles.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Your mom

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Anti Joke

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