A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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This is not a joke

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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