roses are red violets are blue

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's round and orangey? An orange.

The Labour Party.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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