Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Cows are land manatees.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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