Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Religionh

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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No!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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TIMMY

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Anti Joke

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