Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How high is a Chinaman

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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