what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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An Aisian failed a test

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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your life

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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