- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Wanker

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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