Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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This statement is false.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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