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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

How do you make a car? You build it.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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