- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Your mom

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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