- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

no really what are ur names?

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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