So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

watch me nae nae

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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