Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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A kid has no friends.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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