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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

So a seal walks into a club.

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Shea's sty....

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest