How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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women rights

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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