- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Chuck norris

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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