- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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