Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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