- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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