- Anti Joke

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day