- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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