How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Dislike this.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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