I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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I like the color potato.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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kill yourself

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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