- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Penis.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

A shark ate your mom

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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