Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

womens rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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