- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

I regret everything.....

Where's my tractor?

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

my gramma died

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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