Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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