A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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