roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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