- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Honk if you're Amish!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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