- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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