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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Religion.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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