one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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