- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Womans baksetball...

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

whats chinese noodles

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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