- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Where's my tractor?

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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