A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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