Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

what do you call a black guy african american

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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