- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

You're a frog

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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