- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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