Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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