A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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