Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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I work at jcpenny

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Anti Joke

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