Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Anti Joke

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