- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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