Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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