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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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