What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Banana Hamock.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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David Cameron

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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