A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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the WNBA

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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willie revilame

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Seven

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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smell the vitamin C

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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