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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What is your bill about? Clinton

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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