how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Women's rights

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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