What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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what do you call a black guy african american

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Your social life.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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