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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

honest politician

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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