Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Your social life.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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