What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

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