- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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