- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A chicken walks into a barn.

whats polish and black a polish black person

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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