- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

bologna

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

My love life

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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