What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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