- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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