- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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