What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Who is John Galt?

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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