What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

I work at jcpenny

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

People...

the holocaust

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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