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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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