- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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