what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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