- Anti Joke

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man