Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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An Aisian failed a test

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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your life

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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