What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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the bible

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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