- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's a joke? Funny

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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