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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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