What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

what is the color of a burp burple

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

tommy is retared

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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