- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Poop.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How do you make a car? You build it.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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