Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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